For the first time in history, the 'Wam Bowl ended in a tie after regulation play. The pressure was palpable as Team Young vs. Team Old headed into overtime:
Off-Season News & Notes
- A disgruntled Mark Soehren broke from the Poland Panther summer track program to create an Oxford Hills youth track program. Publicly, the move was made to strengthen the feeder system for the high school track program. However, sources indicate the program was secretly a 'Wam training session for certain members of the Paine, Soehren, LeBlond and Corbett families.
- Ted Burns has been running 20-minute 5k's over the summer after realizing the easiest way to excel at 'Wam is to simply be in shape.
- Matt Corbett is also attempting to show up in shape has been participating in an experimental osmotic method by hanging around high school football practices.
- Hank Burns has been improving his stamina wandering through the infield of the Windsor Fair race track in search of a winner's circle that was moved sometime between now and 1986, the last time he visited the winner's circle.
- Jay Burns, whose horse has been consistently stopping at the end of every race, will using various horse training techniques and drug therapies to improve his performance this year. Among those used on his horse that he may try on himself at the 'Wam: throat injections, spending a week in a field, 30cc's of vodka mainlined, blinders, tranquilizers and earplugs.
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