'Wam Veteran We Were Most Happy Wasn't In Attendance: Matt Corbett (there was a church gathering that surely wouldn't have appreciated the 9:45 f-bomb)
Waterford Football at the 'Wam opened in historic fashion featuring an opening-day 6-on-6 matchup, something not seen since the late 90's. The renewed vigor of 'Wam football has clearly been caused by the stone-cold infusion of young blood with a full one-half of the players under the age of 15 and one-third under the age of 11.
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When Kris Wright crossed the Mutiny Brook bridge wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, 'Wam veterans assumed that they would be in for a break, allowing for some limited substitution from the 6-on-6 battle they were in. After all, the veterans well knew that jeans were proper attire for 'Wam football -- and not from the exploits of modern-day Pat Paine, but from the early 1990's when Glen Wright, Kris's father, perfected the art of making jeans work for all-athletic wear:
Field-Gate
The pristine condition of the 'Wam playing fields prompted rumors about the use of funds donated in honor of the Camp's 100th anniversary. While those funds were probably intended to help unfortunate campers, some questioned whether funds were improperly diverted to professional turf farms. Officials refused to comment.
Mike Brennan is to a dislocated shoulder as Teddy Bruschi is to a stroke
Showing that hard work in the off-season is the solution to any injury, Mike Brennan proved critics wrong when he ripped off an impressive opening-day performance, easily receiving the Square Toe Award:
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