Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Waterford Bowl 2010

Dew Factor: 0 or 10, depending if you count snow as dew...

After the regular November layoff, 'Wam football ended the year on Sunday, November 28th, 2010.  While Mike Balsam did not show up, Jay Tilley finally did, bringing with him a slice of the past.

Signature Phrase
We should all have one.  Who has one?  Jay Tilley.

The phrase echoed as Tilley was playing defense and the ball floated his way.  Before he intercepted the ball, he shouted, "Hey now!"  I hadn't heard the phrase in many years, but can tell you where I remember hearing it before:  Just as the pitcher wheeled to second base, picking off the runner and getting him in a rundown.  Who received the ball?  Jay Tilley, the second baseman.  Ball in mid-air, he shouted, "Hey now!"

While simple, the phrase carries layers of meaning.  On the simplest level, it means, "something good's about to happen."  On a more sophisticated level, it also means, "I'm going to MAKE something happen."

I knew that.  Christopher Burns, Tilley's co-defender, did not.

After intercepting the ball, Tilley deked right, jumped left, and flipped the ball behind his back to Burns, who simply watched it drop to the ground.  Un-schooled in Tilleyisms, he did not recognized the opportunity that was about to be afforded him.


In Memorium
Though many players have contributed to the quirky style of touch football we play at Wigwam today (most notably Bobby Strauss, and his touches of wit and humanity), the brand itself was born on the Salem Commons in the 1950s, and its progenitors were brothers Hank, Jere, and Bill Burns.  Last December, Jere Burns passed away at the age of 82.

Please note from the video clips below, that the fast count has a rich history.


Rule Changes Required
 Hank Burns, who on some of the slower 'Wam days has been genetically responsible for a full 5/8ths of the players, suffered a stroke in June.  While the recovery has been swift so far, there will be two major rule changes when Hank is rushing: 1) The rusher no longer has to count -- the quarterback does -- to 30; 2) Before each snap, the quarterback must drop a hula hoop to the ground and keep both feet in the circle until the ball is thrown.

Passing the Torch, or Toe...

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tilley, you dink.

Dew Factor: 1.0
Moisture Factor: 8.0 (morning rain)

If anyone was surprised that Jay Tilley didn't show up when he said he would, well -- shame on you. In fact, shame on all 11 of you who believed Tilley to be most likely to show up in last week's poll.

The gauntlet had been thrown down in the preceeding blog: "Tilley, who has a long standing reputation as a dink only has one week to uphold that distinction."  To his credit, Tilley orchestrated an operation that clearly designated him as the dink to beat.

While everyone expected Tilley to prove his worthiness (or lack thereof) by showing up and throwing around the usual "Tillyisms" (e.g., "catch-it, drop-it, catch-it, drop-it" as the ball descended towards a receiver) he instead proved, once again, why he's the master: he simply left us hanging.

Tilley, you dink.

Hunter LaBossiere coming out party
Father and son connected on not two, but three touchdowns:  two passing and one on a Steve LaBossiere interception of a Hunter LaBossiere defended tip (see video below).

 LaBossiere tip to LaBassiere


Hunter Receives the Square Toe Award:


The tale of two huddles:
1993


2010



The Participants:
Missing: Hank Burns -- in transit to a play in Brunswick

Other Pics:
Toby Heath makes one of several catches during a triumphant return to the 'Wam
Ted Tibbetts delivers a rare pass from the pocket
Typical defensive huddle
This huddle breaks the new "Tallest-to-Shortest" rule
Five-person huddle, only two families
A sore Jay Burns (achilles tendon) prowls the defensive backfiel